Fairytale

Norway won this year's Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow with Alexander Rybak's Fairytale. The song's been stuck in my head ever since I first heard it and I can't seem to get rid of it. Annoying.

0430

It's half past four in the morning. The long wide hallways of the hospital are empty but for a few. At this god-forsaken hour, only Death walks these corridors. You can see it in their bowed shoulders, shuddering. You can see it in their teary eyes, sobbing. No one would stay this late except to watch the dying die.

Want

He lingered at the door, and said, 'The Lion wants courage, the Tin Man a heart, and the Scarecrow brains. Dorothy wants to go home. What do you want?'

'A little peace and quiet.'

'No, really.'

She couldn't say forgiveness, not to Liir. She started to say 'a soldier,' to make fun of his mooning affections over the guys in uniform. But realizing even as she said it that he would be hurt, she caught herself halfway, and in the end what came out of her mouth surprised them both. She said, 'A soul-'

He blinked at her.

'And you?' she said in a quieter voice. 'What do you want, Liir, if the Wizard could give you anything?'

'A father,' he answered.

Gregory Maguire
Wicked

Phone sxx

Hello?
You're making me really horny. I'm really hard right now.
Err. Oh-kay.
I want to touch your pecs and lick your abs-
Oh my god! Stop, please! This is so weird.
It's not going to work, is it?
Err. No.